PHP is not Java!

After reading some very interesting books on project management, lean manufacturing and SCRUM and a very expensive 2-day workshop with Ken Schwaber, i am now proud owner of a "Professional Scrum Master I" certificate (which is basically like CSM, but cooler according to Ken). This enables me to resopond to people talking about scrum over beer more accurately. It will not change the way i do projects though (maybe a bit) but it will give me more arguments.